BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS:
Boy: Hey, hun!
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Girl: Hey, I have a question...
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ....how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine...
Boy: Are you sure?
Boy: Okay...I hope so.
Girl: ..........wouldyou die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright…………I love you.
>very long pause
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened??? How is she???
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
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